#BoLiever: Get Pelini To Cincinnati

I'm a Boliever. We need to get Bo Pelini back in normal people football and not this Youngstown State FCS poor people football. Get Bo Pelini in the American Athletic Conference, and a year later Cincinnati is ranked #23 in the nation with nine wins and you're going to the Birmingham Bowl and losing by three touchdowns all while getting to watch Bo Pelini yell "LET EM PLAY" at AAC referees. Get him a grey hoodie, a white hat, and he'll bring khakis, white dad shoes, a headset, a funny Twitter account, a lot of yelling and nine wins. That's the Pelini Covenant. 

Bo Pelini's new best cat friend .

It's the perfect fit. Pelini's an Ohio guy and a cat guy. What else could he possibly want from a football team? Purdue took Jeff Brohm and that's fine, but Cincinnati might be Team BoLieve's last chance to get back to regular people college football. 

But until then, Team Bolieve chugs along in the FCS Playoffs playing Wofford. Literally have never heard of Wofford. Didn't even know this school existed. Apparently they run the triple option. Big time Navy/Georgia Tech feel. They lost to Samford in the regular season. Not worried about it. We fucking smoked Samford. Literally got fifteen yards every time we ran the ball. We're at home. It's gonna be 26 degrees out. Pelini's gonna be in his grey hoodie doing his poor man's Tom Coughlin red face. Wofford's head coach is gonna be in George Costanza's gortex parka and we're going to play defensive Big Ten field position football and punch our ticket to the semifinals.

P.S. I haven't watched wrestling in like four years, but this might be the dumbest wrestling video I've ever watched. This guy stinks.

Peak Meathead Lebron Last Night

Dude, don't throw the water bottle on the court, dude, coach is going to get mad at you.

Dude, dude, it's fine, it's OK. Dude, coach won't care.

When you realize that your friend is about to do something stupid.

When the shit hits the fan and the teacher sees you on your phone.

When the teacher rips the whole class a new one because that one idiot kid was on his phone and wouldn't stop talking and you just want the beating to end.

When your best friend does some meathead stuff and says cunt out loud in class way too close to the teacher and three other girls sitting at the table next to you and you want to disappear into a hole and never see that person again.

This is why I like Lebron sometimes. He's just a big meathead high school kid who's just goofing around with his dudes. Just having a good time with his buddies. Can't hate on that. Just like that time he grew a mustache.  Can't hate on a guy just wearing the meme.