Does Colin Kapernick Sits When He Pees?

I don't know what the stigma is with sitting when you pee. If it's 3 A.M. and I wake up and I have to pee, there is literally zero percent chance I am turning on the light, aiming and getting my tired body to stand up for the thirty seconds it takes for me to finish peeing. I am sitting down in the dark, relaxing and then walking back upstairs.  

I guess allegedly Colin Kapernick sits when he pees too. I respect that. That's just called being a practical person. That's just called bringing Coke cans to Michigan to get ten cents. That's just getting the smallest soft drink cup and refilling it twenty times. If you refuse to sit when you pee, you're the guy who refuses to use Ad Block because you want to give money to those freaks on Youtube like Eat Dat Pussy445 who get eight million bucks from selling movie ads on their dumb videos. If you're a dude and you sit down to pee, you just grab life by the balls. Just ask Colin Kapernick (allegedly).

P.S. The time when Larry pees on Jesus in the Bare Midriff Ladies' house.