Kyle Hendricks was separated at birth from the Manning brothers as a baby. I'm convinced. Kyle Hendrick's mother is an evil witch and took this fourth Manning brother and dragged him out to Southern California. There is no other reasonable explanation. Bill Belichick should sign Kyle Hendricks because they'd be getting another Manning brother for two weeks who could ball for two games.
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| I haven't seen two people look so much alike since Darth Sidious and the Pope |
These two dudes are the same person but just in different sports. They always have that same dopey face on the field that people love to make fun of so much. They're both lanky 6'3" white dudes that throw balls for a living. They both can't grow beards. They both have the haircut you got when you were in the fourth grade.
That's a Manning face. Don't tell me that isn't a Manning because a person who isn't a Manning doesn't make that face.
It's like how you don't wear a Yamaka if you're not Jewish. Or how you don't come home from church with ash on your forehead if you're not a Christian. You don't wear overalls if you aren't a farmer. You're can't be a made man in the Mafia if you're not Sicilian. You don't make these faces if you're not a Manning brother.
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