Saturday, January 6, 2018

Jimmy G Is The Boy Who Lived

Jimmy G and Belichick in the train station when they're both dead and talking about how many Super Bowls they would have won if Brady wasn't a selfish and delusional cult leader who wanted to show everyone that his Scientology Pyramid Scam TB12 Method worked just because he could stand in the pocket and throw short passes across the middle before any defensive lineman got within ten feet of touching him.



Is Jimmy Garrapolo the Boy Who Lived? The man tasked with the duty of exposing the entire Patriot's organization as a cult of personality centered around Tom Brady and Alex Gurrero?
My column.....

Randy Moss was welcomed with open arms. Smaller, often underlooked players like Wes Welker, Julian Edelman were made into superstars by Brady. A running game was encouraged, Kevin Faulk, Legarette Blount, Corey Dillon, Dion Lewis, all set up for success in New England. Even Matt Cassell was an 11-6 quarterback. But not Jimmy G!! God forbid Jimmy G has success in New England!!

It happened to Montana and Young, Farve and Rodgers, it even happened to Brady himself!! Old quarterbacks get replaced!! It's the cycle of life. When Drew Bledsoe got hurt, he never got his job back and Brady was the future in New England. Brady won't let that happen to him though! Avoiding contact at all cost and throwing the ball away keeps his over sized ego on the field, but, the insecurities born out of not being good enough at Michigan and being drafted in the sixth round will set this Patriot team back when Belichick leaves them high and dry.


"I find it very hard to find see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization. In the past two months, you have caused myself and the city of Boston a good deal of distresss we have you seen you take our beloved Jimmy G and trade him to San Francisco for the glorification of your massive ego."

This is a classic case of the Jeter effect. The player with the brighter future marginalized because of the more popular, older beloved star. Jeter kept Alex Rodriguez at third base for much too long, stunted Rodriguez's growth and reputation, made it so that A Rod was the scapegoat, and limited the potential success for the Yankees. The Yankees over paid Jeter for five too many years and never had a succession plan while hurting the product on the field.

Maybe I was wrong about who the evil villain who wanted to live forever actually was.

I had always thought Bo Pelini was Voldemort. The insecure, power hungry evil villain who yelled a lot and had a pointy nose and a big forehead, but I suppose all this time I was wrong. The insecure, evil master who wanted to destroy Nebraska Football fans and Athletic Director Shawn Eichorst the boy before it fired him took his starting job was actually Brady all this time. Neither could live while the other survived was right in this case.


Brady thinks he invincible just like Voldemort does!! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills whenever anyone says Brady can play quarterback until he's 45!! The guy who thinks he can live forever just fucked "his team" out of another 10-15 years of sustained success because he thinks he can squeeze two more years out of his 40 year old body.


Who said it with Tom Brady and Voldemort...
"I’m going to kill you... I’m going to destroy you. After tonight, no one will ever again question my power. After tonight if they speak of you, they’ll only speak of how you begged for death. And how I being a merciful Lord… obliged." Voldemort. Surprising, really thought that one was Brady.

"I can play until I'm forty five and I'm mad that Bill is angry all the time and that he never lets me win Patriot of the week." Brady

"I must be the one to kill Harry Potter (Jimmy G)." Voldemort

"My lord, I'd like to volunteer for this task. I want to kill the boy." This one was a trick that was actually Robert Kraft. Don't know how that one snuck in there.



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Bill went against his natural instinct for two more sentimental years with Tommy. He should have put Brady out to pasture a year too early as opposed to a year too late like he did with every other aging and expensive Patriot and it's going to cost him his future in New England. He won't stay. After he wins a sixth Super Bowl in Minneapolis in February he'll retire to his Nantucket house without Jimmy G or any immediate succession plan in New England. If not this year then the next.

And take a minute to remember who the Patriots are without Bill Belichick. They're the team that lost to the Cleveland Browns in the first round of the playoffs. Take a minute to remember who Bill Belichick is; he's the guy who beat the Patriots with the Cleveland Browns in the playoffs. The Patriots are nothing without Belichick. They're the Denver Broncos, a middling team without a succession plan at quarterback, a famous owner, and a worse defense.

The church of Jimmy Jesus was the future for New England and Brady ruined it because of his massive ego. Sad!

Brady's selfishness is on par with Montana and Farve, arrogant alpha males dominated by success  and fame pushing out their predecessors for the sole purpose of feeding their massive ego. The only difference is that Montana and Farve got pushed out at the right time. Brady didn't.

This isn't about the Patriots anymore for Brady, this is about the Church of Scientology and Tom Cruise  TB12 Method and proving that his success is a product of being a Robot designed by Alex Gurrero  the TB12 System. This is about selling his lifestyle to all his Scientologists, or cult members, or delusional followers fans so he can make more money and become even more famous. Imagine seeing Tom Brady on those half an hour infomercials selling TB12 pliability bands in ten years? Because that's what he'll be doing once he gets his career ending injury and Kraft has to bring him out to pasture and shoot him.

Forget the Church of Tom Brady, the Church of Jimmy Jesus is the future people. When Brady has the career ender we'll see how Kraft does then with no Belichick and no Brady. Good luck with Brian Hoyer Krafty!!!!


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P.S. Shout out to Matt Damon in Dogma. That one always gets buried behind Saving Private Ryan and Rounders.

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