Is Jimmy Garrapolo the Boy Who Lived? The man tasked with the duty of exposing the entire Patriot's organization as a cult of personality centered around Tom Brady and Alex Gurrero?
My column.....
Randy Moss was welcomed with open arms. Smaller, often underlooked players like Wes Welker, Julian Edelman were made into superstars by Brady. A running game was encouraged, Kevin Faulk, Legarette Blount, Corey Dillon, Dion Lewis, all set up for success in New England. Even Matt Cassell was an 11-6 quarterback. But not Jimmy G!! God forbid Jimmy G has success in New England!!
It happened to Montana and Young, Farve and Rodgers, it even happened to Brady himself!! Old quarterbacks get replaced!! It's the cycle of life. When Drew Bledsoe got hurt, he never got his job back and Brady was the future in New England. Brady won't let that happen to him though! Avoiding contact at all cost and throwing the ball away keeps his over sized ego on the field, but, the insecurities born out of not being good enough at Michigan and being drafted in the sixth round will set this Patriot team back when Belichick leaves them high and dry.
"I find it very hard to find see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization. In the past two months, you have caused myself and the city of Boston a good deal of distresss we have you seen you take our beloved Jimmy G and trade him to San Francisco for the glorification of your massive ego."
This is a classic case of the Jeter effect. The player with the brighter future marginalized because of the more popular, older beloved star. Jeter kept Alex Rodriguez at third base for much too long, stunted Rodriguez's growth and reputation, made it so that A Rod was the scapegoat, and limited the potential success for the Yankees. The Yankees over paid Jeter for five too many years and never had a succession plan while hurting the product on the field.
Maybe I was wrong about who the evil villain who wanted to live forever actually was. |
Brady thinks he invincible just like Voldemort does!! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills whenever anyone says Brady can play quarterback until he's 45!! The guy who thinks he can live forever just fucked "his team" out of another 10-15 years of sustained success because he thinks he can squeeze two more years out of his 40 year old body.
"I’m going to kill you... I’m going to destroy you. After tonight, no one will ever again question my power. After tonight if they speak of you, they’ll only speak of how you begged for death. And how I being a merciful Lord… obliged." Voldemort. Surprising, really thought that one was Brady.
"I can play until I'm forty five and I'm mad that Bill is angry all the time and that he never lets me win Patriot of the week." Brady
"I must be the one to kill Harry Potter (Jimmy G)." Voldemort
"My lord, I'd like to volunteer for this task. I want to kill the boy." This one was a trick that was actually Robert Kraft. Don't know how that one snuck in there.
Bill went against his natural instinct for two more sentimental years with Tommy. He should have put Brady out to pasture a year too early as opposed to a year too late like he did with every other aging and expensive Patriot and it's going to cost him his future in New England. He won't stay. After he wins a sixth Super Bowl in Minneapolis in February he'll retire to his Nantucket house without Jimmy G or any immediate succession plan in New England. If not this year then the next.
And take a minute to remember who the Patriots are without Bill Belichick. They're the team that lost to the Cleveland Browns in the first round of the playoffs. Take a minute to remember who Bill Belichick is; he's the guy who beat the Patriots with the Cleveland Browns in the playoffs. The Patriots are nothing without Belichick. They're the Denver Broncos, a middling team without a succession plan at quarterback, a famous owner, and a worse defense.
The church of Jimmy Jesus was the future for New England and Brady ruined it because of his massive ego. Sad! |
Brady's selfishness is on par with Montana and Farve, arrogant alpha males dominated by success and fame pushing out their predecessors for the sole purpose of feeding their massive ego. The only difference is that Montana and Farve got pushed out at the right time. Brady didn't.
This isn't about the Patriots anymore for Brady, this is about the
Forget the Church of Tom Brady, the Church of Jimmy Jesus is the future people. When Brady has the career ender we'll see how Kraft does then with no Belichick and no Brady. Good luck with Brian Hoyer Krafty!!!!
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