Has there ever been a bigger coincidence than these two coming back on the same weekend? Seriously how is it that these two degenerates decide to show back up in the public eye on the same weekend? That's up there with Thomas Jefferson and John Adams dying hours apart and Kramer hitting the golf ball into the whale only to have George pull it out.
Does the Seinfeld episode where Kramer hits the golf ball into the water foreshadow the reinstatement of Josh Gordon with help from the unlikely hero of Tiger Woods? Is the saving of the whale symbolic of Josh Gordon's repentance of his sins and Roger Goodell's forgiveness of the Flash? That's my theory and we'll go through it step by step.
1. Roger thought he could keep the rat out for good when he suspended Flash two years ago. But no, you've got to kill the rat if you want him truly gone, and Roger obviously showed mercy on the rat to keep him around. So do I think these two are in cahoots? No, but it's quite a coincidence. A big coincidence. there are degrees of coincidences, and this is a huge fucking coincidence. So huge that there must be some Illuminati shit going on here. This is like the guy who owned the Appomattox Court House and had the Civil War start and end on his own property. That shit just doesn't happen. There has to be someone pulling the strings on this.
You also know Roger is out there playing golf with Larry and Tiger somewhere talking about this. You know Roger somehow has a vested interest in golf. He has to. That guy is pure evil. His evil genius knows no bounds. If he can connect Tiger and Flash Gordon for some ratings he's gonna do that shit. When you've got Joe Cool and Tom Savage Monday Night Football games and Odell doing his best Mad Max ankle cutting impression, you need to boost the fucking ratings anyway you can. And if scheduling the reincarnations of two infamous degenerates on the same afternoon is going to do it, then you're damn well sure he's going to fucking do it.
1. Goodell stole Gordon away from the people and Woods stole him right back. Or maybe this whole thing was an inside job and there was a conspiracy to steal Josh Gordon away from the NFL made up by Roger Goodell and Tiger Woods. Is Tiger Woods the modern day Robin Hood? Or is he just another bureaucratic piece in this New World Order puzzle? Think about this, Tiger Woods, noted degenerate, teaming up with Roger to take Gordon away from the game for his own good. Perhaps seeing similar traits in himself, Tiger decided to help Gordon get his life right. Now that Gordon has been rehabilitated, it's time for teacher and student to return to their respective fields of play with the help of Roger Goodell.
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| Seinfeld, a show about nothing or perhaps something more? |
2. Tiger foreshadowed this with the help of Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld by writing an episode about Josh Gordon being forgiven for his sins and being allowed to renter the NFL. This is the Illuminati Seinfeld. Nine seasons of Seinfeld plus three sides to a triangle equals twelve, which is Josh Gordon's number.
3. Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, noted democrats, knew Obama was going to get elected in 1998 ten years before he actually did. Quite the feat until you consider the fact that they are members of the Illuminati and secretly control the entire country. Don't believe me? How do you explain the time that Larry and Barry played golf together??? Does the picture of Obama represent the freeing of the Afro-American people or does it simply represent Roger Goodell freeing Josh Gordon? We may never know.
4. How do you explain the episode where Jerry shows Elaine his "perfectly drawn isosceles triangle?" Just another piece of New World Order propaganda. How do you explain the Junior Mint episode where George buys pieces of art from Elaine's sick boyfriend hoping to make an investment on them after the boyfriend dies. What shapes were those pieces of art? Triangles. Just one of the many Illuminati pieces of propaganda that Seinfeld pushes to its unassuming audience. Show about nothing? I think not. Show about the New World Order? Now that's more like it.
So on Sunday when Tiger steps up to the box and places his ball on a tee, we should all ask ourselves if it's that a Titleist. Because that's what Flash wants to know.
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