Dad Move
NASCAR is full of dads, but of all of them, Jimmie Johnson is definitely the biggest one. Walking Just For Men Touch of Grey commercial, married with two daughters, drives cars for a living. His main sponsorship is Lowe's which is basically dad central on a Saturday afternoon for all the dads who just want to get out of the house and do that project.
This is a huge dad move. Just taking out the family Suburban out for a spin on the oval with the lights on all be yourself. Just a dad, his thoughts and the long road. Like when dads say I'm going out for a drive and they aren't back for three hours and they just drive on the highway until they get bored and they turn around and come home. You let them do that. They just fuck with people on the highway and yell at people who are driving 60 in the left lane and put on some Who Are You as loud as the speakers go and start screaming out all of the anger that comes with being a dad. Just cruising down I-95 going 90 in the Suburban sounds like such a treat right now. Just to be alone with the road. That is a man's ultimate goal.
P.S. This reminds me so much of fellow dad Louis C.K. Singing the Who to your two little girls in the back seat. Is this not every white dad ever?
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