I'll Never Get A Haircut And Feel Completely Good About It

Just a blatant 1A Seinfeld reference that Lib Cat and Kmarko somehow missed on the rundown today. 

Did you ever get the feeling like you had a haircut but you didn't have one? I'm all itchy back here. It's one of those lines that does not make any sense at all but it's still one of the truest things you've ever heard.