Brock Osweiler pulling a big time Costanza on Monday Night Football, literally blaming the loss on the laser pointer. Flashback to a childhood memory of Brock Osweiler being in a movie theater and having some random guy pointing a laser right at his man boobs. Damn you, laser guy! You had to grab it all with your lowbrow laser shtick! You're just a prop comic! Where's the craft?! I wonder if he had to battle maroon Gulf on the way out of the parking lot. Or I wonder if he accidentally lit a Mexican flag on fire.
Brock Osweiler shows up with a Ladainian Tomlinson tinted visor next game. You just watch. Or he'll end up like Costanza with ink on his hands because that's not a real laser pen.
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