Can Blake Bortles tell you what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel? He's probably never even been there. Can Blake Bortles tell you about what it feels like to play with a coach and feel truly happy? Blake Bortles has never been even close to war. He'd probably just quote Shakespeare or something.
An Eli Manning and Tom Coughlin reunion would be the perfect fit. Eli playing football with Tom Coughlin again would actually be amazing. I hate seeing Eli like this with this crappy team. It's not even that he's sad and mopey all the time. I don't mind that Eli. That Eli actually cares. I love that Eli because he's my quarterback. The mopey and goofy guy who beats the Patriots and wins football games is the guy I know and love. I want that Eli back. The Eli we're seeing now just does not give a shit at all. It's sad. This is the Justin Verlander change of scenery move. We've seen it work before, and here we are. The 2007 New York Giants type defense combined with the 2007 New York Giants coach, this could be a great fit.
Look at this face. This is the face of a sad Eli. Why would you ever separate Eli from Coughlin? I knew that was bad news from the day that he left. Eli knew it. I knew it. Anyone with a brain knew that Eli was nothing without Coughlin. We want to make Eli happy again. Bring him back to Tom will do this. Eli hates being without Tom.
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