"I Can Be A Better Man" - Josh Gordon

Yes Josh, you can be a better man. Not only did you just quote a famous song from Pearl Jam, you just gave Matt Damon your word that theirs no more fuckin around. You better believe I stuck my neck out for you this week and picked you up in free agency. Right now, your in the penthouse with your feet perched up on my table feasting on the corn that I fought for. I'm warning you, this isn't a "go around go and get $200" kinda thing, you have to fight for your meals just like every other degenerate in this league. If I don't feel that's happening and your not paying your debt, I'll give you to Teddy KGB who's connected to the Russian Mafia. Have fun with him, he'll probably wax your ass.

It has been almost 3 years since you've played in an NFL game. The Browns are 11-45 since the shmuck ratted on you in 2014. By November 27th, you will be eligible to play for the shitty Cleveland Browns with DeShone Kizer as quarterback. Which leads me to a conclusion that you will be playing in the final 5 games if your not a donkey. Cleveland does not have many threats at WR so your presence is gonna be needed at that time. They passed on Carson Wentz in the draft last season, and Deshaun watson this year, the city needs a boost. Bottom line, the city of Cleveland needs a spark and your substance abuse ass better give em something.

So I wish you the best of luck, really don't want to feed you to Teddy KGB because you already know what will happen. In these upcoming weeks, if I have one piece of advise to end all demons before November 27th, FIND THE RAT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDTRyjMnDOk