Marty’s Coming Home

Has anyone ever heard of a player failing to disclose a medical condition designation to the sports team that owns them? I’m giving that a big fat no. I mean you have to be the biggest numb skull to get kicked off an NFL team because of not giving them your physical condition. Unless, this was planned and he wanted to get released. Maybe just maybe he thought to himself, “I want to get back to the promise land in fuckin Foxborough, Massachusetts.” As I used to say back in my Rounders days,”few players recall the big pots they have won, strange as it seems, but every player can remember with remarkable accuracy the outstanding tough beats of his career.” I went through some tough beats at Teddy KGB’s place, so to change it,  I went back to where it all started taking cash from the schmucks down at the Taj Mahal. So I’m telling you Marty from one grinder to any other, go back to where it all started, that two tight end set with Brady throwing fades to you back in the end zone. 

Right now your numbers are shittier than the musty smell in the Chesterfield Club. It’s pathetic, 24 receptions for 233 yards and 0 touchdowns. Are you kidding me Marty, that’s your bread and butter, your cheese and crackers. You not scoring a touchdown in the first  8 weeks of a season is like Worm aka Cbass not menacing his way out of a game, almost impossible. But given the fact Rodgers is no Brady and McCarthy is no Belichick, I do give you some sympathy. No one can replace those two. You could have re-signed with the pats this year and not put yourself in this situation. They offered you a nice 3 year deal, but no, another patriot chasing the money rather than a ring. Now your telling the people that you might retire next year. Why not ride off into the sun with another ring on your finger if thats the case? I said I was done playing cards after the bad beat at Teddy KGB's, thought my career was over, thought Vegas was some pipe dream. But hey Marty, YOU CAN'T RUN FROM WHO YOU ARE, OUR DESTINY CHOOSES US.

Your destiny is ending your career as a fuckin New England Patriot and replacing the donkey we call Dwayne Allen.