How Christian McCaffrey Wins Super Bowl 56 For Bill Belichick And Sends Tom Brady Out In A Blaze Of Glory

Has there ever been a player that Bill Belichick wanted on his team more than Christian McCaffrey? The pass catching pedigree out of the backfield, the name, the grit, the toughness. In Bill Belichick's lab deep inside of the basement of Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, Massachusetts, there is a blueprint of the ideal New England running back. And Belichick found that player in a 5'8" 200 pound block of granite from North Platte, Nebraska named Danny Woodhead. And after his three seasons in New England, it looks like Belichick has finally found the man to pass the torch to as Danny Woodhead 2.0. And that man is Christian McCaffrey.

After four years of regret for not being able to draft him, Belichick signs him in 2021 as the savior New England needs. James White and Dion Lewis have left in free agency, Brady is on his last legs, McDaniels has left to coach the Colts with Jacoby Brisset, and the retirement of Julian and Danny A have left the offense in shambles. Jimmy Garoppolo has led the 49ers to the playoffs in back to back years and the Patriots are in desperate need of playmakers. Save for Brady, the cupboard looks pretty bare in New England.

McCaffrey comes into the New England system and dominates. There has never been a better match for system to player than this guy. It's Babe Ruth and Yankee Stadium, it's Kobe Bryant and the Triangle, it's Greg Maddux and the strike zone, it's McCaffrey and New England. Patriots Porn does not even begin to describe the feeling that will be McCaffrey and Tom Brady making magic on the football field in 2021.

Under the watchful eye of Brady and Belichick, McCaffrey leads the Patriots to a 2021 Super Bowl and sends the two out into the sunset with the last Super Bowl ring that they had always wanted. And as McCaffrey stands up to take his MVP Trophy from Terry Bradshaw, he looks at the camera and says into the mic, "This one's for Danny Woodhead!" And raises the trophy above his head before hugging Brady and kissing the Lombardi Trophy.

Just you wait I'm already ordering my jersey.